mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
Snape: be careful
Snape: people might think you're
Snape:
Snape:
Snape:
Harry:
Hermione:
Ron:
Snape:
Universe:
God:
Snape:
Snape: up
Snape: to something
